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Wanna Join the Cincinnati SuperHeros?
Cincinnati has a new superhero…. well actually there are 4 of them…. led by shadowhare. This is for real. I bet that they are most effective because criminals keel over in laughter. Check out his myspace page.
My new goal for this weekend is to find them and join them (I’m not entirely sure what my costume will look like, but it will obviously involve a mask and tights).
Anyone else wanna join in? Please leave your superhero name in the comments.
The highlight of the video is the look on the cops face when shadowhare gives him a card.
- Thanks to Peter Craft for sending this my way 
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Okay, that is one of the most hiliarious things I’ve seen all week! I love when the homeless guy was making fun of Shadow Hare, poor thing. I have no idea what my name would be, I wonder if there is a facebook app that would give me one based on a series of questions haha!
http://www.blogthings.com/superheronamegenerator/
@Jesy - you know its rough when the homeless mock you….
@Quimbob - thanks for that link… here is what I got:
Your Superhero Name is The Flash Surfer
Your Superpower is Extra-dimensional
Your Weakness is Jealousy
Your Weapon is Your Snot Knife
Your Mode of Transportation is Zip-line
I like the zip line.
I’ve decided my super hero gettup would involve a hot pink wig a la Run Lola Run and a think black ribbon that would tie around my eyes with holes cut out so I could actually see the face of the person whose ass I would be kicking.
There would maybe be a corset and stilettos involved - think stilettos that are made by Nike to allow for maximum comfort and speed. And maybe a riding crop because I’d dominate. Not in a freaky way - just when it comes to kicking said bad guys’ asses.
My name would likely be something like Vendetta or Valkyrie or Archer.
Can you tell it was a long day at work and I actually thought a little bit about joining Shadow Hare?
My recommendation would be to study both the animated and live-action episodes of The Tick. Wearing a good costume and delivering a catch phrase with enthusiasm can be a powerful counterbalance to a dearth of super-abilities.