In Dominican Welcome to America Show = Prostitutes (I can only imagine what kind of spam comments this will get me)
So as you may know, I'm in Punta Cana in the Dominican Republic on vacation with my family (normal vacation photos to follow).... At the resort they have nightly shows that typically have some sort of theme... the theme last night? Welcome to America! Awesome. I love America. I live in America. I ...
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January 24, 2009
The Greatest Ad Ever - Courtesy of SkyMall
So another thing about flying..... I was browsing through the skymall magazine and came across this ad for Jumpin Jammers. What are Jumpin Jammerz? "One piece footed pajamas for adults, teens and pre-teens." Seriously. I don't know about you, but I can't think of a single adult, teen or pre-teen I know ...
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January 19, 2009
Time to get on the bus, gonna ride the bus… I didn’t win $1,000
Last week I attended SES (Search Engine Strategies) Chicago and I took the megabus from Cincinnati to Chicago. When I told people like Joe and Craig (who is apparently the coolest guy in Kansas City) that I had taken the bus I was ridiculed and mocked.... It was clearly the most ...
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December 12, 2008
Did You Celebrate Kick A Ginger Day??
A friend of mine who is a ginger (thanks Ben!!!) forwarded me this article, possibly to show me how screwed up my homeland is and possibly because of my moderate obsession with the South Park Ginger Kids Episode. Headline from Canada.com - Calgary School Officials Caught Off Guard By Kick-A-Ginger Day. Kids ...
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December 1, 2008
Best Phone Message EVER!!
This is me, laughing my HEAD OFF when I heard this phone message... starts slow but wait, it is soooo awesome. OK, this is one of the funniest things I've heard in a REALLY long time. Also funny is that he is in Toronto (416 area code)... damn Canadians :) This ...
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July 25, 2008
Krista: Cultural Learnings of America for make Benefit Glorious Nation of Canada (Repost)
This was my first blog post EVER. Posted to my Myspace Blog on April 12 2007. Unedited. Enjoy. Chapter 1: Two Tickets to the Gun Show. As an American "Resident Alien" I decided it was time to exercise my Second Amendment right "the right of the people to keep and bear arms". ...
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April 5, 2008
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