Wanna Join the Cincinnati SuperHeros?
Cincinnati has a new superhero.... well actually there are 4 of them.... led by shadowhare. This is for real. I bet that they are most effective because criminals keel over in laughter. Check out his myspace page. My new goal for this weekend is to find them and join them (I'm ...
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April 28, 2009
Lonely on Valentines Day? Learn from this Guide to Successful Seduction.
Since today is Valentines Day and many of us are single, I thought I'd share a video that has some excellent tips for seduction (I found this video courtesy of @kate_the_great). "What if that special someone was waiting for you right now? Wouldn't you like to be met with a sexy ...
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February 14, 2009
Who is your Favorite New Kid on The Block? Mine is Joey.
OK, so I was rooting around and came across this NKOTB (New Kids on the Block) book from when I was in 6th grade. (this book came out in 1990) I was a HUGE NKOTB fan - it was actually my first concert. I went with my sister. I was in ...
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January 26, 2009
In Dominican Welcome to America Show = Prostitutes (I can only imagine what kind of spam comments this will get me)
So as you may know, I'm in Punta Cana in the Dominican Republic on vacation with my family (normal vacation photos to follow).... At the resort they have nightly shows that typically have some sort of theme... the theme last night? Welcome to America! Awesome. I love America. I live in America. I ...
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January 24, 2009
The Greatest Ad Ever - Courtesy of SkyMall
So another thing about flying..... I was browsing through the skymall magazine and came across this ad for Jumpin Jammers. What are Jumpin Jammerz? "One piece footed pajamas for adults, teens and pre-teens." Seriously. I don't know about you, but I can't think of a single adult, teen or pre-teen I know ...
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January 19, 2009
In Case of a Water Landing??!?!?! Seriously?
On my way back from Vegas I paused to actually listen to the safety announcements at the beginning of the flight. Seriously. What the heck is wrong with the people who come up with this stuff? “In the event of a water landing, you can use your seat cushion as a ...
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January 15, 2009
Did You Celebrate Kick A Ginger Day??
A friend of mine who is a ginger (thanks Ben!!!) forwarded me this article, possibly to show me how screwed up my homeland is and possibly because of my moderate obsession with the South Park Ginger Kids Episode. Headline from Canada.com - Calgary School Officials Caught Off Guard By Kick-A-Ginger Day. Kids ...
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December 1, 2008
Granted: 2 Tickets to the Gun Show. Kribaby shoots machine guns.
Since moving to America, one of my Dreams has been to exercise my second ammendment right to shoot a gun (although I'm not a citizen, so maybe it isn't technically my "right"). When I first moved here I learned that the worlds largest machine gun shoot and military gun show ...
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November 12, 2008
Best Phone Message EVER!!
This is me, laughing my HEAD OFF when I heard this phone message... starts slow but wait, it is soooo awesome. OK, this is one of the funniest things I've heard in a REALLY long time. Also funny is that he is in Toronto (416 area code)... damn Canadians :) This ...
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July 25, 2008
Krista: Cultural Learnings of America for make Benefit Glorious Nation of Canada (Repost)
This was my first blog post EVER. Posted to my Myspace Blog on April 12 2007. Unedited. Enjoy. Chapter 1: Two Tickets to the Gun Show. As an American "Resident Alien" I decided it was time to exercise my Second Amendment right "the right of the people to keep and bear arms". ...
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April 5, 2008
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