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Best Phone Message EVER!!
This is me, laughing my HEAD OFF when I heard this phone message… starts slow but wait, it is soooo awesome. OK, this is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a REALLY long time. Also funny is that he is in Toronto (416 area code)… damn Canadians 
This is a recording of a guy leaving messages for a girl he met.
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Highlights include:
- He is a really good catch. He reminds her of this about 8 times. There is nothing wrong with him. Nothing. He is totally normal.
- He gives her a “deadline” to return his call. 3pm on Monday or she should “lose his number”.
Reasons he suggests why she may not have called him back:
- “Maybe you were abused in childhood”, “Maybe you are on medication” “Maybe your mom has cancer and you are going to chemo”
- I know your friends tell you to play these games and not call me back…
- If you have psycological issues or are on medication - I’m not interested. If you are mentally unwell and on medication of some sort, don’t call me.
- She is passive-aggressive and should look that up and possibly consider treatment.
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BUT maybe there are other issues!
What a TOOL!
Hey, wanted to thank you for the package! I haven’t opened it yet, I had to make sure I did a little photo work on the creative manner in which our carrier stuffed it into our mailbox!
http://www.timsdd.com/?p=62
P.S. I don’t play games like that, I am completely normal
wow, I would love to see how that dude handles it when he gets thrown in jail for stalking
Did she end up calling him back? Sounds like a keeper.
ROFLOL… [I need to visit your blog more often].
Classic lines:
“I’m working on a movie script…”
“Here’s the way I work…”
“I’m a complete catch…”
“One of the few men in the city who has nothing wrong with him…”
[Gotta go... my sides are hurting!]
ROFLOL… [I need to visit your blog more often].
Classic lines:
“I’m working on a movie script…”
“Here’s the way I work…”
“I’m a complete catch…”
“One of the few men in the city who has nothing wrong with him…”
[Gotta go... my sides are hurting!]
Alas, no separate url links for your posts here? Wanted to link to this post @ Twitter. Cannot do with way u have blog configured… Or am I missing something?
LOL - damn this guy is scary!! I especially like the way he keeps reasuring himself that he’s perfectly normal …… uh huh! …. lol - too funny.
Barb - here is a direct link for you
http://kribaby.typepad.com/kribaby/2008/07/best-phone-message-ever.html
Love the second phone call with the time to call! He doesn’t play games like that.